Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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