- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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