What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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