- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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