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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

no.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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