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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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