- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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