- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

salad days!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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