- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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