a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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