A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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