y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

thumb_up thumb_down -14

jd and zach loves vigina

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -14

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

thumb_up thumb_down -16

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops