- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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