Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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