- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Boner

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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