Dislike if you are a prostitute

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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