- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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