How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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penis in the camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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