- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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