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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

hahahahaha thats not funny

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