- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Dwarf Shortage

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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