- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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