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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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