what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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