The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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kennah campion when she talks

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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