- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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