- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's 9+10? 19

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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