I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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A black man walks out of a police station

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Cheese

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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