- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

^ That's not even funny ^

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

call me maybe.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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