- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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