- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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