- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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