- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Golf.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

I am a mime

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jordan is pregant

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So these two girls have a cup .

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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