A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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