- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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