- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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