- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why? Why not?

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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