A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

kennah campion when she talks

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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