What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...