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Women's rights.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Anti Joke

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