why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Fat? Jesse Z

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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