What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

guess what what ...

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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