- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

No soup for you!

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??