FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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