- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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