- Anti Joke

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

If life gives you lemonade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.