- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Communism hehe xd

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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