Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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