- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

I'm so punny.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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