- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Women's rights.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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