- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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