- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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richard is fag

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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