A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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that wall over there ->

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Women's rights.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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