- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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