- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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