You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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No

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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