Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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- Helen Keller

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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