how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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guess what what ...

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HELLO EVERYONE

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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