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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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