Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Do the roar!

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Ross.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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