why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Tony Romo

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Anti Joke

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