- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

You know whats annoying? Steve

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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