- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

richard is fag

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

no really what are ur names?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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