- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Jordan is pregant

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Golf.

I am a mime

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

So these two girls have a cup .

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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