- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Get up Look in the mirror

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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