What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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