why did the blue berry cross the road

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

You are joking right?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

women's rights.

Matthew Wyckoff

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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