- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the man die? He was old.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

If you were a cactus, why?

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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