- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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