- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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