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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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