Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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No it doesnt..

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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