- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Sarah Palin.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

HELLO EVERYONE

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??