- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock, knock. Come in.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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