- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

say it ten times fast: oh

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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